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The Top Ten Signs You're A Bad Santa:
10. When you see Rudolph, you say "So freak, what have you done for me lately?
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9. The judge has issued a restraining order against you to protect certain elves who tried to organize a union.
8. While flying in your sleigh you see chimneys below and think, "I wish I had a bunker buster".
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7. You're in the habit of ignoring glasses of milk but emptying out liquor cabinets.
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6. When someone uses the word "jolly" you have the urge to feed them to your reindeer.
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5. The last time you had cookies, Reagan was President … and the cookies had hash in them.
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4. You wear a necklace of jingle bells taken from the hat of every elf that crossed you.
3. When someone asks, "what's your favourite Christmas carol?", you flip your beat box on and say, "if it ain't 'North coast' it be your funeral music, biatch!"
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2. You've started leaving Christmas cards for young women that finish with the line, "Some North poles are anything but cold … call me."
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1. You've hired an attorney to squeeze every dollar possible out of any business using your likeness without permission. Even the charities.
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10. When you see Rudolph, you say "So freak, what have you done for me lately?
